Joe Schmoe’s

Cypress, CAAmerican restaurant 4.5 (1,362 reviews)$10–20

Joe Schmoe's serves American hot dogs, burgers, and custard in a casual space with red booths. Outdoor seating available, plus a great beer selection and local specialties.

Outdoor seating

Joe Schmoe’s has outdoor seating.

Food & drinks

  • Beer
  • Coffee
  • Quick bite
  • Small plates
  • Wine
  • Lunch
  • Dinner
  • Counter service
  • Dessert

Highlights

  • Fast service
  • Great beer selection
  • Great dessert
  • Serves local specialty
  • Sports
  • Casual
  • Cozy
  • Trendy
  • College students
  • Groups
  • Tourists

Good to know

  • Takeout
  • Accepts reservations
  • Good for kids
  • High chairs
  • Kids' menu
  • Wheelchair accessible entrance
  • Wheelchair accessible parking lot
  • Wheelchair accessible restroom
  • Wheelchair accessible seating

Hours

Monday11 AM–8 PM
Tuesday11 AM–8 PM
Wednesday11 AM–8 PM
Thursday11 AM–8 PM
Friday11 AM–8 PM
Saturday11 AM–8 PM
Sunday11 AM–8 PM

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Details from Google Maps listing data, last checked October 1, 2026